KINGZ23

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
put a letter in my ask
‎A - Available?
B - Birthday?
C - Crushing on?
D - Drink you last had?
E - Easiest person to talk to?
F - Favourite song?
G - Grade i hated?
H - Hometown?
I - Icecream flavour?
J - Jellybean flavour?
K - Killed someone?
L- Longest friendship?
M - Milkshake flavour?
N - Number of siblings?
O - One wish?
P - Person who called me last?
Q - Question your always asked?
R - Reason to smile?
S - Song i last sung?
T - Time you woke up?
U - Umbrella colour?
V - Very best friend?
W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
X - X rays i had?
Y - Your last time you cried?
Z - Zodiac sign?

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

cruelladetrill:

people
that
want
you
around
will
make
time
for
you.

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.